Sorrow Stories

Monday, February 19, 2007

OKAY! WELL I JUST GOT HOME FROM MR CHAY'S GATHERING HAHA.

okok i have something big to say haha.

WELL THE GATHERING WAS FUN! HAHAHA PLAYED TAI TEE AND WON ABT 3 BUCKS HAHA. NOT BAD RIGHT! HAHA PLAYED WITH HANDSOME, GAVIN AND SAM LEEE HAHAHA. OWNED SAM LA. HAHAHA THEY KEPT TAPPING MY SHOULDER HAHAHA GIVING ME BAD LUCK BUT GUESS WHAT. HAHA I GOT 4 8s AND 1 4 HHAHAHA. fa fa fa until i si HAHAHA. GET IT? AHAH ANYWAY. WE STRIPPED NAT AND WANTED TO STRIP NICK WONG HAHA BUT NVM GOT STOPPED BY MR CHAY HAAHA. WE PLAYED DAMN ALOT OF DRINKING GAMES LA. MADNESS ALREADY HAHA. PLAYED MOSQUITO ALSO HAHA. MOM JUST TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD NOT PLAY THAT AT NIGHT YEAH HAHA. OH WELL! HAHAHA THEN AFTER THAT, I WAS GIVEN A LIFT BY GAVIN AND HANDSOME HAHA. TO CLEMENTI! OKAY SO FAR SO GOOD.

NOW'S THE GOOD PART. I WAS AT CLEMENTI MRT WHEN I SAW THIS MRT SERVICE WOMAN. SHE WAS A MALAY AND I COULDNT HELP BUT OVERHEAR THEIR CONVERSATION. HAHA SO!

she:hi sir, can you bring this man to jurong east?
me:oh yeah sure im going there too.
she:good good (: keep your money uncle(telling the old man)
me: brought him into the train.
oldman:kiam sia kiam sia.
from now on, i spoke chinese-and the uncle spoke hokkien. but i dunno what he said. sort of made it out by sign language haha.
me:haha okok where you going uncle.
old man: i going jurong east.
me:yaya for what?
oldman: zhuo kang.(zuo gong)
me: ohh okok where?
oldman:abahabahabaah.. stammering still.
me:okok later you go to jurong then go down k?
oldman:okokok :)
-> so we got off and i was walking across the platform to go to khatib. then i saw him walking in also. so i asked him.
me:uncle where you going? i told him to get up and wanted to bring him out but the train door closed woops
me:i thought you said you wanted to go to jurong east? old man: uh uh yeah..
me: jurong east passed already.
(i carried on asking where he's going when i saw this "kind" man who looked like he could help)
me: um uncle do you understand what is he talking abt?
oldman2:abahabahabah (it was hokkien but i think it was what you want??)
oldman: abahabahabah ( didnt understand that part.)
old man 2 asked me:who are you to him???? with a effed face.
me: im his nobody but im just helping him to jurong east.
asshole old man2 cut me: jurong east is at the back!!!
me: yaya i know but i saw him walking into this train when i told him to go down at jurong east.
-fast forward until bukit gombak-
oldman fucker 2:okok you dont talk so much. go down at the next station and talk to him ( Cheebye i really felt like slapping him.)
oldman:nono not his fault. (pulling my hand saying thank you to me)
old man2: is this his? (asking the old man, pointing to my ang paos and oranges.)
old man: nono these are his. he went to pai nian
me: its mine la. told you already.
old man2: okok dont talk so much. (omg la seriously having a short temper soon)
old man: nono kiam sia kiam sia. dont need to go down.
me: so where do i go if i follow you down?
oldman fucker 2:how i know? (WAH CHEEBYE RIGHT??)
me: okok whatever i will follow you down.
-we got off at cck and talked to the service station thingy.
oldman fucker2: this old man, dunno where to go, this man, bring this old man dunno go where.
station guy: do they understand english?
me: (i cut in) yes i do understand english. let me explain please. then i said everything. when i turned ard, the ham ji guy walked away. the train conductor told me to leave and that he'll take care of this old man. he shook my hand and told me that there are still trains. i think i took the last one. hahah oh well then i went off. i had to wait for 10 mins for the fucking train la. my goodness. so fucking long cause of that oldman fucker. wah lao eh. asshole lor. i felt like fucking him upside down but so many people. later they say i bully elderly. anyway waited for dammnnn long then went home.

on the way, this sick thai guy i think. was sitting diagonally from me i think. i was talking to my mom when i saw a orange light and then a flash of light. he fucking hell just took a picture of me la. i knew cause he was using the k800i. the one thats cybershot. so it was like a digi cam. wtf! and he did it again pretending i didnt know. like wth? im smarter than you asshole! then after that i stared at him and he got off to wait for the next train. WTH LA!!! SICK!!!! wah lao eh anyway. thats aall i guess. hahah so much for lucky new year huh. hahha.

hope the old man's alright =\

cheryl yeo, you want a shout out right? hahahaha CHERYL YEO!!!!!!!!!!! hahah there, thats yr shout out hahaha smile!! :)

Posted at 9:29 AM